The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
1. The Other Side Law:
If my side of the road has a traffic jam, then I can start driving on the wrong side of the road and all incoming cars will be rerouted via
2. The No Queue Rule:
If there is a queue of many people, no one will notice me sneaking into the front as long as I am looking the other way.
3. The Mind Over Matter Law:
If a red light is not working, four cars from different directions can easily pass through one another..
4. The Auto Axiom:
If I indicate which way I am going to turn my vehicle, it is an information security leak.
5. The In Spit Of Thing:
The more I lean out of my car or bus and the harder I spit, the stronger the roads become.
6. The Cinema Hall Fact:
If I get a call on my mobile phone, the film automatically goes into pause mode.
7. The Brotherhood Law:
If I want to win an argument, I need only to repeatedly suggest to the other person that I have illicit relations with his sister.
8. The Baraat/ Marriage Right:
When I'm on the road to marriage, all the roads in the city belong to me. To ME….
9. The Heart Of Things:
If I open enough buttons on my shirt, the pretty girl at the bus stop can see through my mal-formed chest into the depths of my soul.
10. The Name Game:
It is very important for the driver behind me to memorize the nicknames of my children.
11. Parking up The Wrong Tree:
When I double-park my car, the road automatically widens so that the traffic is not affected.
12. The Chill Bill Move:
When I park and block someone else's car I am giving him a chance to pause, relax, chill and take a few moments off from his rushed day.
13. The Ogling Stare:
If you don't ogle and drool at every hot Chick that passes by, you're gay.
14. The Bus Law:
If I stop my bus at the correct place near the bus stop, the city will explode and blow into 6 million pieces.
15. The VIP Rule:
There are only 3 important persons in this city – I, Me, Myself!
INGREDIENTS :
Tomatoes (finely chopped) - 3 , medium sized
Cumin - 1 ½ tsp
Red chilli pdr - 1 tsp
Salt to taste
Mustard oil - 3 tsp
Fresh coriander - 1 ½ tbsp
Water - ½ liter
METHOD :
# Break the boiled potatoes in to cube sized pieces, by hand.
# Heat oil and add cumin. When it starts to crackle, add the chopped tomatoes. Sauté till the tomatoes leave oil.
# Now add the broken potato pieces and sauté for 3 minutes.
# Add red chilli pdr, salt and ½ liter of water. Bring to a boil, them let it simmer for another 5 minutes.
# Garnish with chopped coriander.
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(steamed rice and lentils)
INGREDIENTS :
Rice - 1 cup
Yellow lentils (arhar/tuvar dal) - 1 cup
Turmeric – 1 tsp
Salt to taste
Water as required
For seasoning
Onion (chopped) - 1, small
Garlic (chopped) - 4 to 5 cloves
Green/red chillies - 2
Cumin - ½ tsp
Dried Methi leaves (optional) - 1 tsp
Clarified butter (ghee) - 1 tbsp
METHOD :
· Soak rice and lentil for half an hour.
· In a pressure cooker add the soaked rice, lentil, turmeric, salt and sufficient water to cook it.
For seasoning
· Heat clarified butter. Add cumin .When it starts to crackle, add chopped onions. Sauté till they turn pink.
· Add chopped garlic and green/red chillies. Sauté till light brown. Switch off gas and add dried methi leaves.
· Pour on the prepared khichdi and serve.
INGREDIENTS :
Cauliflower (cut into florets) - 1 , small
French beans - 15 pieces
Carrots - 2 medium sized
Green chillies - 2
Garam masala pdr - 1 tsp
Oil - 1 tbsp
Salt to taste
Fresh coriander (chopped) - 1 tbsp
METHOD :
· Cut french beans and carrots lengthwise in slants (as you cut them for chowmein).
· Blanch all vegetables except potatoes.
· Heat oil in a pan and add potato fingers. Sauté till they turn golden brown in color.
· Add all the blanched vegetables and mix thoroughly.
· Add green chillies, garam masala pdr and salt to taste.
· Sauté for a minute then cover and cook on low heat for 3 minutes.
· Garnish with chopped coriander and serve.
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(a fermented drink for winters)
This is a special drink made during the winters.This drink is a specialty of the state of Uttar Pradesh. This drink gives warmth to the body.It builds immunity of the body.
It will take a week for this drink to be ready , so I will add the snap of Kanji after a week.
INGREDIENTS :
·
Radish - 1 kg
Beet root - 1 kg
Carrots - 1 kg
Yellow mustard seeds (roughly ground to a paste) - ½ cup
Salt to taste
Water to fill the earthen pot (about 75% of the pot)
Earthen pot (ghara/matka)
Muslin cloth - 12 inches by 12 inches
METHOD :
· Chop all the vegetables into 2 inches long pieces.
· Boil the water in a large pan and add all the chopped vegetables. Simmer for two minutes.
· Now pour all the hot boiled vegetables as well as the boiled water into the earthen pot.
· Now add the mustard paste and salt. Mix thoroughly.
· Cover and tie a piece of muslin cloth at the mouth of the pot.
· Keep in sunlight for a week. Stir the mixture twice a day.
· Kanji will be ready to drink in 1 week.
· It is sour and tangy in taste.